She says she's about to run away.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

101 ways to irritate ainslee asokan done by Winzu

1) stare at her
2) says she looks like a dog
3) poke her
4) bring the hamster near her
5) stare at clown
6) take our time when she is rushing
7) take her wallet and dont give it back to her
8) say that clown is yours ( as in the reader's except ainslee)
9) put winzu to sit with her one whole day
10) make lame jokes
11) make wierd noise
12) waste her time
13) start chats with her online, and reply 3 hrs later
14) dont let her out of the toilet
15) tell her that you have something to tell her and when she gives you her attention, says that you had forgotten what you wanna say.
16) tell her that you eyecandy/ had a crush on her continously
17) says that brandon (painc! at the disco) looks like Paul Twohill (singapore idol)
18) run away from her when she says that she wants to "hug" you
19) refuse to go up to class with her when she wants you to.*
20) imitate her
21) pretend to have a hamster on your hand to scare her.
22) take her handphone or MP3 and dont give it back to her.
23) take her stuffs and dont tell her that you are holding on to them, until she realize * that it's not with her. fake it that you are innocent
24) start chat with her saying "bye"
25) crap to her. dont take note of what she says, make sure she takes notes of what you say
26) screw up her hair
27) tell her that brendon is ugly *
28) tell her that her eyes are small
29) calll her in the mr. samat voice and keep repeating it
30) tell her that you want to give her a hug and then run away
31) pretend that you cant hear her, even when she is shouting at you
32) tell her that she reminds you of maths homework
33) tell her that she is not elegant at all.
34) crap about her in front of her.
35) pretend that you hae something important to tell her, and says that"you" rock.
36) tell her that someday you are going to need her badly. and when she asks when, say " your funeral as she is the main person there
37) tell her that in the future, she will be your maid.
38) call her contiously, and when she reply you, ingore her.
39) try your best to kick her.*
40) change name tag with her and make sure that it get confiscated by Ms Tay, and DONT try to get it back.
41) put earphone in your ear, when she is talking to you,and pretend that you cant hear her, and purposely show her that your earphone isnt working.
42) insists that she is wrong, even if she is right.
43) listen to your earphones and tell her that the song is SUPER and when she asks to listen to it, make it the school song*
44) hit her hardly on her back when she leasts expects it
45) tell her that she is an isosceles triangle and remind her of the formula* of her volume
46) remind her that she according to the NIE website, she will be jobless in the future and that she has to start being nice to you so that you might consider getting her a job
47) says that the lead singer of Panic! at the disco looks like a water bottle *
48)after she reads this
49) NEVER laugh when she tells a joke, dont care how funny it is
50) laugh suddenly and say that its because she looks like a dog*
51) says that someday sometime, someplace, somehow, somewhere, 'the name of the person whom she likes' is yours
52) call her a babe :D *
53) during mass run, keep asking her to stop cause you want to see your eyecandy if she refuse moan, and groan and whine,
54) when getting her a birthday present, wrap is 89 times and says that it's your favourite number.
55) ingore her,
56) pretend not to know any person that she think is "hot" and when she introduce them to you says that they arent hot at all.
57) start chats with her, and after talking to her for a while, randomly start scolding her for starting chat with you, when you are busy.
58) tag in her blog for all to see that she thinks you're the best/ you rock/she gives her clown to you
59) flood her tagboard, even when she asks you not to.
60) DO NOT flood her tagboard, when she is begging, instead say," i refuse to tag"
61) says that she is nice in your blog, and after all those flattery, make a note and says that you are just being sarcastic.
62) NEVER call her ainslee, call her her nicknames.
63) when she has a new msn nickname, says something to contradict her,
64) when next to her alone, ask her, why am i with a toot?
65) talk to yourself when she is talking to you.
66) says yay, everytime you managed to irritate her.
67) if she starts chat with you on msn, say "who are you?" ;)))
68) untie her shoes laces when she is eating
69) ask her a question and when she is getting ready to answer, says the answer
70) ask her to shut up, whenever she opens her mouth to talk.
71) ask her to shut up, even when she didnt say anything
72) tell ainslee that she smiles with her bunny teeth out and it does not look nice on her.
73) when she is super irritated, tell her that you are sorry and that 5mins later you will then continue to irritate her.
74) keep changing your mind, when she asks you something.
75) always smile at her randomly when she asks you, ingore her
76) make her laugh like crazy, then pretend not to know her.
77) unhook her bra.
78) tuck out her shirt from behind and accuse her of "councillor not tucking in"
79) keep asking her to tuck in when she did
80) tell her that you want to show her someone special's blog, and show her your own one.
81) always talk about your eyecandies, like talk non-stop
82) when you saw them( your favourite people, or people she dont like, get as hyper as possible and grab hold of her shirt and started doing crazy stuff.
83) play hide and seek with her,
84) boo her so that she can scream in front of any teacher.
85) try to embarass her infront of her significant people.
86) ask her to come from somewhere, to you, and when she comes just say "oh never mind already"
87) remind her how abnormal she is.
88) always call her with an extreme tone.
89)tell her that when she left her clown came
90) leave her alone, when in a crowded place
91) scare her by suddenly saying that there's a dog nearby.
92) Sing her praises then ask, am i ok?
93) haha-ing her even when it's not funny
94) slow down and tie your shoelaces when you are running with her, so that she needs to wait.
95) give her a pat on the back HARD and RANDOMLY
96) sit behind her when she is eating, giving her a sense of insecureness ( this works the best, as she will not do anything to you but whine and whine.)
97) tell her stupid stories and stupid things
98) imitation is the best form of flattering so you imitate her, and says that you are doing
stupid things
99) pull down her pants in public
100) when clown dont want to go
101) after we do all 100 of those
* might cause some violence

there are alot of mistakes in that list buttt, no one in their right mind would check for mistakes in that long long long list. okay fine i did try to correct mistakes.

i doubt any of you read all that till the end but winzu is so sweet to take the time to make such a list for me. and if anyone decides to do any of the things on this list, i will indeed be very violent to you. and maybe even tear your liver out.

and stupid winzu, you're influencing me. i tried to tap out of the bus using the NETS card and after seconds of realising nothing was happening, i saw that i was holding the NETS card and not my ezlink.

bought my pretty pumps. am a happy galzx. i want subway tomorrow.

oh damn i fell asleep while watching prison break and missed the cute guy. and cheryl, we did good today. HAHAHA.

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