i'm still trying to find my place in the diary of jane.

today i was rotting in the car and i thought back on my nursery/kindergarten and primary school days. i realised that i was really mischievous. lets go down memory lane and see what are the stupid stuff i did then. not like i don't do them now but you get the point.

nursery: i was the most notorious girl and i would talk and talk and talk nonstop in class and the teacher hated me. AHAHAHA. and after school i would go behind the teacher's table to help myself to the free flow of stickers. yeah i never got any stickers from the teacher cos i was well not listening to her. i would go home and paste all the stickers on the fridge and tell everyone i was a good girl thats why i got so many stickers.

kindergarten (year1): uhh lets see. i was very kiasu at this time. during break time you can expect me to be the first one at the bicycle rack searching for a good bicycle to ride on.

kindergarten (year2): i haboured a major crush on this guy in my class. i still remember his name okay! HAIKEL. hahahah isn't that name so sweet?

primary 1: i refused to enter malay class okay! i would stand outside and bawl my eyes out and then after my mom somehow manages to push me into class, i will sulk inside the class. HAHAHA. i found the teacher intimidating whattt.

primary 2: got into deep shit because we were asked to write a compo describing an alien. it was for malay. and then i happily drew some alien and named it my form teacher's name /: right so i got into deep trouble and had thousands of people screaming at me.

primary 3: was some lame idiot in class. i remember this incident. here's how to conversation went.
teacher: so when 2 odd numbers are added together, you get an even number.
me: -shouts to class. so that means the odd numbers gave birth to even numbers!
grr i can't believe i said that):

primary 4: i was a pretty good girl. HAHA. yeah discipline mistress was my form. die. i only remember once i forgot to do my maths homework and then i crushed it and i hid it behind a cupboard.

primary 5/6: teacher didn't like me. i didn't like teacher. gave the teacher hell. teacher gave me hell. yeah so that was about it. ohh and we had this once pretty teacher ms ning. she was like one of the coolest teachers in school. cos she had a navel piercing and she wasn't afraid to parade around school with short tops. but pity she left the teaching line to go join mediacorp. i think she was in some incredible tales episodes.

so anyway since that is done, i shall go on to rant about what happened today at the don't know what function i went for. lets talk about my cousins shall we. lets name them a,b and c. lets hope they don't bloghop. FLALA.

as i was saying here was one of our conversations. well actually i didn't really talk cos uhh you'll see why later on.

a: omg my phone is ringing.
b: omg who is it?
a: omg its ____.
b: omg answer it.
c: omg my face is oily.
a: you're disgusting.
c: -whips out makeup bag. shut up.
c: omg i accidentally applied compact powder onto my eyelashes.
c: -whips out mascara next.
b: let me help you with you're lip gloss. -whips out her lipgloss.
(gross they share lip gloss)
b: -drops lip gloss accidentally.
b: - stares at lip gloss and after 10 seconds she goes, " disgusting"
a: -still yakking on the phone. makan already? nice. omg france is playing tonight. disgusting. i know.... shut up...

this is where i decided to interrupt a's conversation with don't - know - who on the phone.

me: so which team are you rooting for?
a: oh i don't watch football to root for anyone. i watch cos everyone seems to be doing it.
me: -rolls eyes
a: -still talking on the phone
a: omg you are rooting for brazil? so am i!!! -squeals... shut up.
me: /:
b: i love the song hips don't lie.
c: i love it too!
b: omg disgusting.

sigh so now you can see why i can't communicate with them. THEY DON'T MAKE SENSE! like if you like a song you don't comment by saying disgusting. and what's up with the overdose of omg-s and disgusting-s?!

anyway they were staring at me when i was taking the food? why never see people use a short dress before ah? tsks.

yeah well that conversation was a teeny weeny bit exagurrated (spl?) but just by a bit. but normal conversations contain too many omg-s and disgusting-s for anyone's own good. last time they used to use the word 'nonsense and now it got upgraded to disgusting. interesting -strokes chin.

anyway enough of that. on a brighter note, i got my mp3 back. dad sent it to the creative centre. they concluded that my hard disk was spoilt and they changed for me to a new set free of charge since it was still under warranty. the bad part? ALL MY 187++ SONGS ARE GONE! GONE! G-O-N-E! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

please kill me. and half the songs were from limewire and i already deleted them due to space constraint! AHHHH. this sucks balls man.

i'm starting to download more songs now and so far i've downloaded only 36 songs. and i hope my cds are still in good condition so that i can rip songs. but i already know my panic at the disco cd is like dead?! the cd cover is all cracked and i think one of the songs has some problem playing. i'm asking mom if i can buy a new one.

okay i shall leave now to go watch tv and this has been a long post. sorry lazy to check for spelling/grammar mistakes. pardon them.

p/s and everyone should listen to
1) LostProphets - Rooftops
2) Breaking Benjamin - The Diary of Jane
3) Trapt - Headstrong

                                        

                                                                                  

Ainslee

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