slip my heart in your back pocket.

wellwell i'm back and i shall say how regretful i am for not knowing my original mother tongue. its a shame isn't it? well i never took an interest in learning it and now i speak it in a very broken way. i became the laughing stock of everyone when this happened that day.

someone asked me why i didn't like to dress up like my cousin whom they claim has a good fashion sense. [cue for you to do a gagging action] trust me baboons have a better dress sense. anyway back to the topic so i replied this person, attempting to speak my mother tongue properly in front of many. my main intention was to say, "no i do not wish to dress or act like my cousin" but instead, what i said turned out to be, " no i do not wish to be a dog" [cue for you to slap me]

so obviously people thought i was calling my cousin a bitch. HAHHAHA not that she isn't. luckily my parents understood what i was yakking so they managed to clear things up. HAHHAHAHA I THINK ITS FUNNY! ok so whatever. yeah and i had one more thing to blog about but apparently my memory failed me so yeah heck.

                                        

                                                                                  

Ainslee

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