topshop. i saw this pair of hot shorts. PINK. i want to buy. i booked my mom for next saturday. i tell you i cannot imagine how short some skirts can get. they can be my underwear ok. i looked like some slut.

i think singaporeans are creative in a very weird way. [its a compliment btw for all those people out there who are now on the verge of suing me] i burst out laughing when i saw the shorts for next week's incredible tales. this guy gets possessed by a chicken's spirit. HAHAHAHA. omg i'm losing myself. i don't plan to watch next week cos its majorly ____. go fill in the blank.

and you know why i'm blogging so late at night. i spent most of my time watching hard gay. HOOOOO. ok sorry. yeah you shld go watch it too! and you will understand why the random HOO is there. go to youtube and search for bakafish. then from there watch the videos. don't worry no porn. ok i'm lazy to put the links here cos i'm more interested in finding my vcd. i've been searching high and low for my vcds from videoezy but i can't seem to find them.

and i've given up on my homework already. now wasn't that fast. my whiteboard at home is like filled with to-dos. but none of them have been done yet. i'll give you an example. i'm sppsed to buy foolscap and it has been due since last month.

there is a new genre of movies. MY TYPE. GORROR. [HORROR + GORY] but go tell those directors or movie rators or whoever luh to stop making so many thousands of movies nc16, m18 or r21. GRR. ok r21 can ignore cos they are mostly those movies with an overdose of sexual content. not interested. BUT M18 AND N16 MOVIES. MANNN. silent hill and slither is like n16 and m18 respectively. HOW TO WATCH.

now i must wait till what.. um at least 2 months before the stupid vcd comes out. tsks. well instead of giving movies such tags, why not just suggest that the movie is gory or has violence. then if people if still want to go watch its their problem then. if they get nightmares, who gives a damn. if they knew they were weak hearted might as well save that 8 bucks right. or maybe the ticketing counter should just not allow weaklings from entering the cinema hall for the violent and horror movies. whatever luh i'm just angry at the fact that i can't watch them. maybe i should go for the movie 10 minutes later. then there will be no one to check tickets. HAHA LIKE TODAY.

one more thing. why such a hoo-haa over singapore idol? its not doing the winners any good now is it? look at taufik for example. he won. yeah so what. he realeased a few songs and an album. so what? his songs are aired from time to time. SO WHAT. but most of his time he is advertising for 7-11. DRINK BIG GULP COS TAUFIK ADVERTISED IT AND SAID SO. is that what you call an idol? i also can ok. i can stand in front of 7-11 and go shouting "lelong ah. drink big gulp. better than beer any day. doesn't make you drunk and end up going to bed with some random person." see. sure to attract people.

american idol is no different. where is clay aiken now? and more importantly, where is ruben studdard? what the hell happened to fantasia and diana degarmo? even pop idol is not any better. gareth gates got dropped by his record label alr luh.

see idol competitions are not of any use unless you enjoy your 15 minute of fame kinda thing. and in american idol ok heck if you don't become famous. you get a bloody convertible. singapore what do you get ah? a few months of contract with BMG. read this month's lime for more. or is it lime? i can't mrbr. i think i'm a good advertiser. grr again no one's online.